February 2012
74 posts
Dude, fuck these astro-dance bitches. They were...
Fucking dancers.
Me: I'd like to have the right to decide the fate of my uterus and body, please.
Government: Lol no
Me: ...
I have been in such a state of agitation lately it...
Rainstorm
tylerknott:
Last night I dreamed I was a rainstorm that was terrified to let loose all the rain that I had carried for so long because if I did not have it, then maybe, just maybe I did not exist. It was then I realized that if I do not let it all fall then I would not be a rainstorm at all. -Tyler Knott Gregson-
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Sometimes I look at the actions people make, and honestly wonder how they can look at themselves in the mirror and deem themselves respectable. You’re not respectable. You’re one of the worst kinds of human beings, because you can’t get over yourself and accept that this is happening. The person who I expected to act like a child ended up being far more mature than I gave her...
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Just shaved my legs for the first time in ever.
So smoooooooth.
Update: Jimmy Johns does not sell brotato chips....
I am at work and so I am drawing Amber things to...
I need to hire a boyfriend. It needs to be a...
I want to claim that shit on my taxes.
Her NAME is Gabriela. And she's VERY NICE.
Yeahhh buddyyyyy, you tell him Troy.